||Episode 1 - "Hospital"
Patsy's sold her story to Hello and she's got a week to look 35 for the photos. It's
either a bunjee jump with the elastic tied to the back of her head or a facelift...
Episode 2 - "Death"
Edina's father's dead. But is it art?
Episode 3 - "Morocco"
Patsy, Eddie and Saffy go to Marrakech on a fashion shoot looking for underage sex, drugs
and the indigenous population (whatever that is). Once there, Patsy sells Saffy to the
white slave trade for a couple of thou. At last they're shot of the sour-faced-ditch-rat
until they go wandering in the desert in search of a loo.....